Burgeoning chain Lazy Moon Pizza will soon be opening its third location, according to recent public records. The brand will set up a post at 441 South Orlando Ave in Maitland, near Einstein Bros and Athena Roasted Chicken.
“After the impressive failures of these inventions and a six and eight-year respective stint in drug rehab, Steve and Frank were left with just their Orlando Florida location of Lazy Moon,” the brand’s wacky autobiography narrates.
“They decided to put their hair-brained investments and drug habits behind them and get back to work doing what their ancestors did—sling delicious pizza and serve frosty chilly willy bing bangs (beer). They vowed that their sons would one day take back over the global pizza market that the two families had dominated for almost four centuries.”
Whatever the duo may have faced on the come-up, they have surely found success in their simple menu of pizza, calzones, salads, Hearty Vegan Vegetable soup, and their ice cream tacos.
No opening date has yet been set.